She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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