Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish i was in the wii world.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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