did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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