sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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