Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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