: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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