She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just found a bag of teeth...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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