I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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