He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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