its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
