It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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