You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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