their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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