so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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