I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i now understand why vodka
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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