i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize