so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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