I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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