I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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