And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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