terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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