you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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