But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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