turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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