R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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