My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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