I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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