were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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