Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
smell my finger.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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