I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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