I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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