Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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