My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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