I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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