kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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