Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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