Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she woke up with a sticky ear
Operation Purity has been aborted
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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