There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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