Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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