no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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