How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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