We're like a lot better than the average bears
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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