Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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