Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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