Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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