so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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