I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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