so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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