I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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