I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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