You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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