It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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