One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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