Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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